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Pretty Ballerina by the Left Banke Print E-mail
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
 
Boy, You Been A Naughty Girl, You Let Your Knickers Down Print E-mail
Thursday, 01 March 2007
diaperman

From Mx.* 14 of the  incomparable Gallery of the Absurd comes another masterpiece. And she writes, "Diaper Man might not be a well-known Hollywood celebrity, but in our eyes he's an international star.  This jewel of a photo has been circulating the internet for years and we think it's time for him to make his appearance on Gallery of the Absurd.  We blended Diaper Man's disturbing pinkness with elements of Engrish nonsense for this monstrosity of a Valentine's card."

I wrote her and informed her that I had a picture to trump DiaperMan. 

There was a time, if one entered "idiot" into google images one of the first three pictures would be be a most amazing visage ... as John Lennon said in I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

You will want to click on read more to see the photo that tells us the sun never sets on the british empire.

 
Flower Power Vs. Venus In Furs Print E-mail
Sunday, 11 March 2007
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I was working on a series of photograms with an artist friend. The idea
was to make images (photograms) with everyday household items that
get used as spanking implements. Then I made some rose photograms
and was fooling around and found the bottom image and put
the two together. My friend flipped out and
wouldn't work on the project anymore.
Oh well, I like the picture.
Think I'll do a limited edition of erotic art prints.
And if she ever gets rid of her deeply-closeted boyfriend,
I'll give her the spanking I know she so desperately craves.
 
 
Dream of the Wild Horses Print E-mail
Thursday, 09 November 2006

This footage was originally a short film that appeared at the Cannes Film Festival, in 1963, I believe. I digitized it, re-edited, applied some effects and added my own composition "Redhead Tells The Sun."

"Redhead Tells The Sun" was inspired by a psychic named Blair--our lives briefly, passionately intersected a couple of years back while I was on the lam in LA. Although skeptical of her powers at first, I came to believe very quickly that I was dealing with someone who had a foot in another dimension at all times.

 She often mused why I had "pulled" her into my existence. She believed I had been close to some edge and she came to pull me back from it. I think it was the other way around.

 I'll tell you this: if Blair told the Sun something, he'd listen.

In any case, the music complements the other-worldliness of the wild horses, the erotic power of the images, the flight from the abyss and the engine of creation as represented by the fire.

 

 

 
Bulboscity in Stasis Print E-mail
Saturday, 10 February 2007

Limited Edition Handset 2-color Monographs

Bulboscity: (1) The state of being bulbous, or (2) being enmeshed in a matrix of bulbaceousness.

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Bulboscity in Stasis How it will affect YOU
The Indicators: Relative Weights:
⇒Blimp-like, luminescent bulbs at the edge of the tone.  ⇒Technological Bulbosicty
 ⇒Globular sonorities in the back rooms of the brillig zone.
 ⇒Indicators two and three culminate in
 ⇒Increasing bulboscity in random parallel nodes.
⇒cunning displays of bombast and catnaps.
⇒Bulbous, flapping bundles of joy plop down on matterman abodes.
⇒Local transit systems, and tenets of faith, are strained in the hubbub. 
⇒ A profusion of pop-off spanning our bright, bulbaceous cores.
⇒Bumperstickers abound, proclaiming I♥MY CONFUSION.
 ⇒Battalions of bozos playing grown-up, now, on rolling, silent shores.
 ⇒Policy decisions reflect attitudes inimical to bubbles bursting.

Only thirty of these hand-set, hand-printed 8"x10" pieces still exist. {Click on Read More for more information.} Bulboscity in Stasis, along with the original Straight Facts About Flapping postcard are the precursors to the opus, Flapping, now available in limited edition as well.

And for more state-of-the-art poetry, be sure to visit the [tasteless] Haiku Tree at instrumentality.com.

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