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The saga continues.

As we last met, we were discussing San Francisco of the seventies, with a detour, jumping twenty years ahead, to Las Vegas and porn premiers. Not sure how that happened. So let us together scurried through the salient details of the next two decades so we can get back to HoneyBun, the spanking kit empire. 

Married in 1981. Reception at Presidio Officers Club, thanks to Sky King, wife's dad.

Kazoos on dance floor. Better solos than band. If looks could kill. Sky King loved it.

Sons in short order. William, November 9.1981. Nathan, June 26 1983. Every Breath You Take.

Bowie scores with Let's Dance and goes into a blackout for rest of decade. I'm in there with him a lot .

Working south of Market.

Trying to drink less.

Sent out original "Someone You Love Is Flapping" and "Bulboscity in Stasis" cards.

Brother Nate commits suicide at 31. Booze. Coke. Pills. Two notes.

I start drinking and smoking for the both of us. South of market and North Beach and the dive bars on San Pablo in Albany.

Affirming daily the 'One Bar' cosmology: that is to say, my brothers

There is only One Bar: it spans the whole globe and when we drink in one, we drink in brotherhood and fellowship with every other drinker across the world, in our different rooms.  

Wife thrilled with this revelation.

Work, after reading of $100K advance for 68-pg. book, Fup, begins on "Flapping."

 
On December 21, 1970, Elvis Presley, loaded on several prescription narcotics, paid a visit to President Richard M. Nixon at the White House in Washington, D.C. The meeting was initiated by Presley, who wrote Nixon a six-page letter requesting a visit with the President and suggesting that he be made a "Federal Agent-at-Large" in the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.
Nixon, who set the FBI on John Lennon at one point, of course, thought it offered great PR opportunities. And thus the great meeting came to pass.

And then, on August 16, 1977, the King was dead from heart arrest, brought on by obesity and a monumental drug habit. I was working at the Record Factory, a record store in Colma, just south of San Francisco, at the time. The day after the King died, there was a crowd of about thirty people out in front of the store before we opened.

And, not to be outdone, I have created a new strip, to which I will be adding frequently in the days and weeks months and years to come, I am sure, entitled "The Most Beautiful Day In The History of the World."

Another family-values Republican exposed as being homosexual. Will it never end? 

Attention gentle Christians: ALL OF YOUR REPUBLICAN AND RELIGIOUS LEADERS ARE g-a-y, gay, GAY, GAY!!!
At least our queens are upfront about it. Vote Democratic!

Glenn Murphy, Jr., in the upper left of this picture, the recently elected chairman of the Young Republican National Federation (also the RNC Chair for Clark County, Indiana and formerly the YRNF Secretary) has been accused of sexually assaulting a sleeping man. Immediately following the accusation, he came up with an unrelated reason to resign, and the YRNF cleansed their website of his name.

Allegedly, Murphy and another YR were drunk and crashing at Murphy's sister's house. The other man apparently awoke in the morning to find Murphy giving him a non-consensual blow job. The Clark County (Indiana) Sheriff's Department is charging Murphy with "criminal deviate conduct", a Class B felony.

Taking Down Words, an Indiana blog, has been following this guy for some time. And guess what? Apparently this isn't the first time his mouth has ended up on someone's privates while they were asleep. Glenn Murphy has a prior arrest for sexual battery. Here's the 1998 Clark County police report. A snippet, for your entertainment. 

Be sure to click on the links. Apparently, the Young Republicans are scrubbing the site of any reference to him. Just like when male prostitute Jeff Gannon was hired by the right-wing Texas website Talon News Services to sit in the White House steno, I mean, press pool. (click on read more for answers)