"Britney, Lindsay and Paris: The Three Disgraces" by 14.

14, as she is known, is the creative force of one of my favorite sites, Gallery of the Absurd. Simply amazing, hilarious ... a treasure on the internets.

14 writes:

"La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli's best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, trash, and desperate cry for attention. What makes these women think we want to see high resolution photos of their bald, flabby, and in Britney's case, Kevin Federline-infected genitalia?"

now what you've all been waiting for: 

The Ten Things You Don't Know About Britney Spears' Vagina:  

1. Britney Spears' vagina received an honorary doctorate from Chico State University in 1999.
2. Britney Spears' vagina practices tai-chi and kundalini (deep breath) yoga daily and went on a fact-finding mission recently.
3. Britney Spears' vagina intuitively knew the meaning of the phrase,"Diddy-wah-diddy" at a very early age.
4. Britney Spears' vagina regards both tbe post-feminist and the post-structuralist in approaching the patriarchal constraints of celebrity underwear.
5. Britney Spears' vagina can stop time in several dimensions simultaneously.
6. Britney Spears' vagina is not insured by Lloyds of London. It is actually insured in a rider attached to the American Automobile Association liability insurance for her bandmates' tour bus.
7. Britney Spears' vagina cares passionately about World Peace.
8. Britney Spears' vagina has a rich contralto and perfect pitch.
9. Britney Spears' vagina is writing a trilogy of memoirs.
10. Britney Spears' vagina hopes to meet Jon-Benet Ramsey and Princess Diana in heaven.

And you already know everything else there is to know about Britney Spears' vagina.

Special thanks to the The Rude Pundit for his article "Advice To Young Bloggers Wishing To See Their Traffic Expand Exponentially." (We feel compelled to add that His Rudeness suggested young bloggers use the phrase "Britney Spears' Pussy" rather than "vagina," but we are way too classy to use such a disrespectful term on this site, which holds itself to a higher standard.

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written by Tiffany, December 11, 2006

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