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Thursday, 08 February 2007 |
The Post-Rapture Post - Send Messages to Loved Ones!
I hope these guys get rich.
From their website:
The
time of the rapture is at hand. The signs described in the Bible that
foreshadow the return of Jesus Christ are becoming all too clear. Not
all who live during coming Great Tribulation will be spirited away to
be with God. The Bible tells us that only those who repent of their
sins and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ may enter the Kingdom of
Heaven.
Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of
a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved
one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family
telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps
you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your
departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a
sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven
during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the
Post-Rapture Post comes in.
Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately
following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be
thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the
Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists.
That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to
deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
In the meantime: a song that seems apppropriate, The Sins of Kilty O'Neal. Vocal samples from the website Blackout.com. Used by permission.
Here's another song from the same era, also appropriate, called Days of Wine & Roses. Voice and chorus samples from movie of the same name. Not used with permission.
Oh, both songs by yours truly, of course: composed, composted at a time when I thought I needed to make some jungle/drumn'bass tracks to attract a younger, hipper urban audience. It worked as well as all my other plans to sell out have. Nonetheless, both songs hold a certain charm for me. Among a circle of composers and music-lovers of which I am part, there are a few people who think that Days of Wine & Roses is one of the best pieces I have ever done.
I usually think that the last piece I've composed is the best thing I've ever done. That is, of course, until the doubt creeps in.
More on the Rapture, Santa, Satan, the Pope, donuts in Heaven, and Nixon coming soon.
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Friday, 02 February 2007 |
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What is rooted is easy to nourish.
What is recent is easy to correct.
What is brittle is easy to break.
What is small is easy to scatter.
Prevent trouble before it arises.
Put things in order before they exist.
The giant pine tree grows
from a tiny sprout.
The journey of a thousand miles
starts from beneath your feet.
Rushing into action, you fail.
Trying to grasp things, you lose them.
Forcing a project to completion,
you ruin what was almost ripe.
Therefore the master takes action
by letting things take their course.
He remains as calm
at the end as at the beginning.
He has nothing,
thus has nothing to lose.
What he desires is non-desire;
what he learns is to unlearn.
He simply reminds people
of who they always have been.
He cares about nothing but the Tao.
Thus he can care for all things.
-64
From The Tao Te Ching—The Canon of the Path and the Power:
- In Tao the only motion is returning;
- The only useful quality, weakness.
- For though all creatures under heaven are the products of Being,
- Being itself is the product of Not-being.
Even here, in the simplest and final distillation of Zen thought, we find that it all leads back to a woman.
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Saturday, 13 January 2007 |
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Images (starting with upper-left): Infrared
readings of light from the First Stars; the Bubble Nebula; a solar
flare on our new sun; sunlight on the floor in Edward Hopper's "Summer
Interior," putting sunlight in perspective.
Astronomy Picture of the Day
is one of my favorite websites. Every brings a new amazing photograph or image of the seemingly limitless marvels of our universe.
When I think of the mysteries of the heavens, of light and time and space, my mind invariably drifts to the embodiment of all mystery hear on Earth.
(explanations of the photos and some great links on the flip-fl0p)
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Saturday, 06 January 2007 |
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What Steve Jobs foisted on us:
And no Fortran, either.
And now, the ignominy of the iPhone:
I mean, where's the steering wheel?
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Sunday, 10 December 2006 |
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Stop-action Super-fast Freeze-frame Bongo-beat Photography
A bullet piercing, penetrating, pulverizing an otherwise placid pear, from the IDF Tactical Logic website.
IDF Tactical Logic a bunch of cool bullet-going-through-things
pictures, along with panoramic shots of destroyer fleets and ads for
glock holsters. Definitely a Peace-Through-Superior-Firepower kinda site.
Now let's use the same technology for art. Alva Bernadine
's Slap
Not a bongo, but more fun to slap.
Which do you prefer?
"A friend phoned me one lunchtime and asked what I was up to. I
told her I was taking portraits of people bursting balloons, shooting
bottles and smashing panes of glass using a sound activated switch. I
could freeze the moment of impact rather like the famous Harold
Edgerton picture of a bullet passing through an apple. In a dark room
you attach the switch to the flash then open the shutter of the camera.
The sound of impact fires the flash freezing the action at several
thousandths of a second.
"She was a submissive and immediately offered her bottom for
experimentation. She already had a video of arses wobbling in slow
motion. She and her partner came round with a bag full of flagellation
implements and we tried them all.
"Subsequently, I decided I wanted to try it on a variety of different
shaped arses and asked female acquaintances and women I met at parties
to aid me in my objective scientific experiments by having there arse
spanked. To my surprise 50% agreed."— Alva Bernadine
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