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Boy, You Been A Naughty Girl, You Let Your Knickers Down

Thursday, 01 March 2007

From Mx.* 14 of the incomparable Gallery of the Absurd comes another masterpiece. And she writes, "Diaper Man might not be a well-known Hollywood celebrity, but in our eyes he's an international star. This jewel of a photo has been circulating the internet for years and we think it's time for him to make his appearance on Gallery of the Absurd. We blended Diaper Man's disturbing pinkness with elements of Engrish nonsense for this monstrosity of a Valentine's card."

I wrote her and informed her that I had a picture to trump DiaperMan.

There was a time, if one entered "idiot" into google images one of the first three pictures would be be a most amazing visage ... as John Lennon said in I Am The Walrus,

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

You will want to click on read more to see the photo that tells us the sun never sets on the british empire.

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.

Now ... 14 tells me she has a photo to trump this one. How can this be?

I guess we'll have to keep an eye on Gallery of the Absurd.

I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky,
see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm crying,
I'm crying. I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.

I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. I
f the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.

I am the eggmen,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
see how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus

*Mx. a reference to 14's residency in the fifth dimension, along with Mister Mxyzptlk, Superman's impish nemesis for many years. But 14 is a GOOD imp.

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