I was working on a series of photograms with an artist friend. The idea
was to make images (photograms) with everyday household items that

get used as spanking implements. Then I made some rose photograms

and was fooling around and found the bottom image and put

the two together. My friend flipped out and

wouldn't work on the project anymore.

Oh well, I like the picture.

Think I'll do a limited edition of erotic art prints.

And if she ever gets rid of her deeply-closeted boyfriend,

I'll give her the spanking I know she so desperately craves.