It has been reported that Senator David Vitter, R-Lousiana, was fond of being diapered by prostitutes he hired from the call-girl operation run by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, otherwise known as the DC Madam.
Now, when I first heard that another Repube had been caught in a sex-scandal, I thought it inconsistent with what is known about the modern Republican Party: the prostitutes in question were neither (a) male, nor (b) underage.
But then I heard about the diapers and it all fell into place.
Soon it will be time for a bottle and jammies, and di-dee change!*
And here are some of his ads from a few years ago, reminding us that the Senator is an All-American Family Man. The first ad is particularly appropriate. Thank you, Talking Points Memo.
*Disclaimer: I did not photoshop Vitter's face onto a picture of Karl Rove's body here. Rove is much fatter and whiter.
written by Candy, July 17, 2007
This man is funny and creepy! I like him...The diaper is fun and sexy. I needed a good laugh this week!
Thanks
Candy
written by Bill, July 17, 2007
It will be several days before I recover from the damage this has caused to my brain, retinas, and sense of decency. So thanks for that.
